Jul 02
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A story about life revelations in three parts:
Last week I got hit in the face in a pub toilet at 1am.
As a mild-mannered, moderately introverted anxiety-sufferer, I don’t get into many fights…
Feb 27
This had many implications, including some interesting cultural exchange, another teenager to share the household washing-up burden that SO UNFAIRLY fell on my brother and I, and an extra excuse to go on lots of fun trips.
During one outing to a theme park, we came across a terrifying ride, called Oh Dear God Why Would You Go On THIS Are You A Total Fool.*
* I may not be remembering the name of this ride correctly.
It involved lying flat, suspended only by a thick elastic cord, and being pulled seventy feet in the air, and then being dropped towards the ground below. For “fun”.
