“But the Society of Esteemed & Honorable Vicars can’t possibly go in there! That room has already been booked by…”
(both look at one another, sharing the horrific realisation)
(in unison) “THE INTERNATIONAL STRIPPERS CHAMPIONSHIPS”
(Little Billy enters)
“Bad news sirs… there was a mixup with the zookeeper and I’m afraid there’s a SECOND tiger on the loose…”
(In the background, Old Mrs Adams faints)
Everyone rushes to leave at once, accidentally knocking Little Billy into the fireplace.
He runs around wildly, in the process setting fire to the cat, who explodes due to all the gunpowder ingested during the earlier mishap (see p17).
(Zoom to Little Billy) “Sir! I’ve spotted another problem…”